Mastering the Art of Door Frames, So You Don’t Have To
At Door Frame Experts, we believe every great entrance deserves a frame worthy of legend. Our team of certified jamb whisperers and hinge philosophers is dedicated to elevating your thresholds to new heights of structural glory and existential meaning.
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Everything you need to frame your door (and your life)
Why settle for a mere hole in the wall? Our frames are engineered to withstand existential crises, awkward family gatherings, and even the occasional door slam of dramatic teenagers. Precision. Passion. Plumbness.
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Frame Alignment Audits
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Our patented 37-point inspection ensures your door frame is straighter than your life choices. Crooked frames? Not on our watch.
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Collaborative Hinge Consulting
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Our team of hingeologists will work with you, your family, and your existential dread to ensure every swing is smooth and every creak is intentional.
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Door Opening Scheduling
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Never miss a dramatic entrance again. Our proprietary DoorFrameSync™ technology coordinates your comings and goings with the precision of a Swiss watch and the flair of a Broadway star.
Everything you need
No door? No problem.
We also offer consulting for imaginary doors, metaphorical thresholds, and portals to other dimensions. If you can dream it, we can frame it (terms and conditions apply).
- Impressively Straight Frames
- Our frames are so straight, even your in-laws will be impressed. (Results may vary. In-laws not included.)
- Certified Smug Satisfaction
- All our frames come with a lifetime supply of smug satisfaction and at least three puns per installation.
- Confidence-Backed Framing
- We back up your frames and your confidence. Never lose your doorway to success again.
- Ghost-Proof Security
- Our security is so advanced, even ghosts can’t get through your doors. (Poltergeist surcharge may apply.)
- Universal Door Support
- We support all major door types, including revolving, trap, and secret bookshelf doors.
- Emergency Exit Plans
- Our backup plans include emergency exits, panic rooms, and a hotline to our CEO (Chief Entrance Officer).
Our track record
Trusted by doormen, architects, and at least one cat
We’ve framed over 12 million doors, 3 million windows, and one questionable time portal. Our clients report a 99.9% reduction in stubbed toes and existential dread.
- Developers on the platform
- 8,000+
- Daily requests
- 900m+
- Uptime guarantee
- 99.9%
- Projects deployed
- 12m
Open new doors in your life. Literally.
Don’t wait for opportunity to knock—install a better frame and let opportunity waltz right in. Schedule your consultation with a Door Frame Expert today. Your future self (and your current door) will thank you.